Toy Dolls - Fred Olivier

Don't want to be Sylvester Stallone - don't push me
Nev-ever gonna star in "Home Alone"
Hamlet, MacBeth, I'm crazy for King Lear
There's nothing more exciting than reciting Shakespeare

Fred Olivier, to be or not to be
Fred Olivier, all for my equity

Don't want to go to Hollywood
I sit alone and play the wood
I quoth Othello and I feel wick
I'm the only one who understands what I speak

Fred Olivier, to be or not to be
Fred Olivier, all for my equity

I tread the boards till it make me scream
But it was only a Midsummer Nights Dream,
There's more to life than a Shakespearean clone
All I want is fame and fortune

Fred Olivier, to be or not to be
Fred Olivier, all for my equity

Toy Dolls - I'm A Lonely Bastard

Nobody loves me, nobody cares
Nobody invites me to the party - we don't want him there
Introverted, we stay
Sittin all alone his night is so sad - he ain't got no mates

Don't say a word, don't say a word, don't say a word to me
My oh my, I just don't know why,
Tell me why, oh why I'm a lonesome guy
Down they point everyone stares
I'm a lonely bastard there's
Nowt more, nowt more lonely than me
Nowt more, nowt more lonely than me

Nobody calls me nobody phones
Nobody ever sends a postcard to me - I'm always alone

Don't say a word, don't say a word, don't say a word to me
My oh my, I just don't know why,
Tell me why, oh why I'm a lonesome guy
Down they point everyone stares
I'm a lonely bastard there's
Nowt more, nowt more lonely than me
Nowt more, nowt more lonely than me
He's a lonely bastard

Toy Dolls - I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles)

When I wake up, yeah, I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who wakes up next to you
When I go out, yeah, I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who goes along with you

If I get drunk, yea, I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who gets up next to you
And if I haver, yeah, I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who's havering to you

And I would walk 500 miles
And I would walk 500 more
To be the man who walked a 1,000 miles
To fall down at your door

When I'm working, yes, I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who's working hard for you
When I come home, yeah, I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who comes back home to you

And I would walk 500 miles
And I would walk 500 more
To be the man who walked a 1,000 miles
To fall down at your door

When I'm lonely, well, I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who's lonely without you
And when I'm dreaming, yes, I know I'm gonna dream
I'm gonna dream about the time when I'm with you

When I go out, yes, I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who goes along with you
And when I come home, yeah, I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who comes back home to you
I'm gonna be the man who's coming home to you
Here we go again

And I would walk 500 miles
And I would walk 500 more
To be the man who walked a 1,000 miles
To fall down at your door

And I would walk 500 miles
And I would walk 500 more
To be the man who walked a 1,000 miles
To fall down at your door

(The Proclaimers)

Toy Dolls - Me n' John Williams

Hang on! Stop, stop, stop! Hang on lads.
Hang on a minute theirs somebody at the door.
Hello?"
"Hello. My name is John Williams. Have you heard
of me?"
"Uhh, yeah!"
"Would you mind offly if I play along with you
chaps?"
"Uhh, what do you think lads?!
Uhh yeah, great John, come in. Alright John."
"Yeah, ok"
"Whoa!! Nice one John!"
"Oh! Very flash."
"Beautiful John! I'll do this bit John!"
"I think you better had!"
"Very Impressive!"
"Oh well that certainly was an experience to
remember!"
"Yeah! Mind blowing John!"
"I-I'm-I'm loss for words!"
"Loved every minute of it John!"
"Hear hear."
"You're amazing John!"
"And so are you!! Chao!
"See ya John!"
"Pratt..."
"Yeach...Pots..."