Toy Dolls - Pot Lucky Percy

I would rather be Percy, rather than me

I wanna be Percy

I would rather be Percy, rather than me

Percy's got more money, more money than me

I wish I could be Percy

Oh I wish I could be Percy rather than me

Rather than me, rather than me

We wanna be, wanna be wanna be

We all wanna be you

We all wanna be, wanna be wanna be

Percy we wanna be you

Percy says that he's no more lucky than me

How can he be serious

Percy is more lucky, more lucky than me

Percy's got more girlies, more girlies than me

I'm full o'jealousy

He could spare a girlie, one girlie for me

Girlie for me, girlie for me

We wanna be, wanna be wanna be

We all wanna be you

We all wanna be, wanna be wanna be

Percy we wanna be you

He wins when he bets on the bandit

He spends all night in the bingo hall

He's lucky in the bookies, and you'll always hear him call...

House

We wanna be, wanna be wanna be

We all wanna be you

We all wanna be, wanna be wanna be

Percy we wanna be you

Percy we wanna be... you

Toy Dolls - Ivy's Lurid Lips

Looking at her reflection,
Ivy thought, I'll shock Don
When I get my face lift, when I get my face lift done,
You'll see, Don is gonna want to snog with me

But they all grimace, an insult to the human race
A wifey with Mick Jagger's face

Lurid lips, Ivy's...lurid lips Ivy's
Ivy's, Ivy's lips are a bleedin' disgrace
Lurid lips, Ivy's...lurid lips Ivy's
Ivy Brennans gotta chipmunks
Ivy's lips gotta chipmunks face

Ivy took the chance
Ordered her lip implants
Now she worships her kingsize lips
But her three grand gob
Cost Ivy her job

Now Ivy's lost her loot
Ivy is destitute
Ivy's lips got Ivy the boot

Lurid lips, Ivy's...lurid lips Ivy's
Ivy's, Ivy's lips are a bleedin' disgrace
Lurid lips, Ivy's...lurid lips Ivy's
Ivy Brennans gotta chipmunks
Ivy's lips gotta chipmunks face

Ivy Ivy...

Lurid lips, Ivy's...lurid lips Ivy's
Ivy's, Ivy's lips are a bleedin' disgrace
Lurid lips, Ivy's...lurid lips Ivy's
Ivy Brennans gotta chipmunks
Ivy's lips gotta chipmunks face

Lurid lips...

Toy Dolls - Taken For A Mug

Everybody says I'm a gully ully ullible guy
Everybody sniggers & laughs when they pass by
A love sick nut easily misled
He's always infatuated
Birds all do with me just as they please
& they all say I'm a cissy with weak knees

Everybody knows...

Mug I'm a mug I've been taken for a mug again
Mug he's a mug he's been taken for a ride
Mug I'm a mug I've been taken for a mug again
Taken taken taken taken taken taken taken for a ride

I let women walk all over me
I should tell them nick off politely
A spineless sucker with no back bone
He ain't got no mind of his own
A soft touch, I am far too long to trick me

Mug I'm a mug I've been taken for a mug again
Mug he's a mug he's been taken for a ride
Mug I'm a mug I've been taken for a mug again
Taken taken taken taken taken taken taken for a ride

I'm too vulnerable my mates say
A dimwit any dame can lead astray, ay

Mug I'm a mug I've been taken for a mug again
Mug he's a mug he's been taken for a ride
Mug I'm a mug I've been taken for a mug again
Taken taken taken taken taken taken taken for a ride

He's been taken for a mug

Toy Dolls - David's XR2

"David Man, yer hav'n't finished yer tea"
"It doesn't matter, I can't wait to drive my XR2"
"Oh David, don't drive fast David"
"See ya!"
"David, David...DAVID!"

I don't wanna be alive, if I ain't on the road
Wheels off the ground the speed o'sound, stuff the Highway Code

Electric windows down, sound system, size ten
What a prat they say "That boys racers back again"

The engine soared as he got fasta
He bought a Ford Fiesta
He can't wait to accelerate
In his jet car, X R...2

I never leave my XR2, of that there ain't no fear
The only time, is when I'm watching Top Gear

40 fog lamps on the front, twin spoilers, I agree
The meanest man on the Autobahn, nobody gets past me

The engine soared as he got fasta
He bought a Ford Fiesta
Upside down, the wheels spun round
On his jet car, XR...2

"He's driving me MAAAAAAAD"