Toy Dolls - Yul Brynner Was A Skinhead

There's a fella from a film

Reminds me of Duncan Goodhew

But he's not a proper skinhead

Cause he hasn't got a tattoo

He's not as wise as he seems

Coz he's just an actor

He's a dunce, I've never seen

Him on the Krypton Factor

We all rinse in Silvercrin

To keep our heads clean

But we know that Yul is not

A normal human being

Coz he uses Mr Sheen...

Yul Brynner, Yul Brynner

They say he's a skinhead but we know that it's a lie

Yul Brynner, Yul Brynner

He's just a baldy geezer from The King and I

Yul B-B-B-B-B-Brynner

Yul Brynner was a skinhead

They said on the news

But I've never seen Yul Brynner

Wearing Doctor Martens shoes

His only claim to fame

Was that he had a shiny nut

But I would look just the same

If I had my hair cut

We all rinse in Silvercrin

To keep our heads clean

But we know that Yul is not

A normal human being

Coz he uses Mr Sheen...

Yul Brynner, Yul Brynner

He's just a baldy geezer from The King and I

It's a lie lie lie lie lie lie lie

We all rinse in Silvercrin

To keep our heads clean

But we know that Yul is not

A normal human being

Coz he uses Mr Sheen...

Yul Brynner, Yul Brynner

They say he's a skinhead but we know that it's a lie

Yul Brynner, Yul Brynner

He's just a baldy geezer from The King and I

Yul Brynner, Yul Brynner

They say he's a skinhead but we know that it's a lie

He's just a baldy geezer from The King and I

Yul B-B-B-B-B-Brynner

Toy Dolls - Fisticuffs in Frederick Street

Frederick Street was on the news tonight
Outside Fosters club had been a fight
And everytime you go to dig the beat
You will hear a yelp and somebody shouting for help...

Hello, hello, hello, hello, who's down there?
Who's down there?
Hello, hello, hello, hello, who's down there?
Who's down there?
In the fisticuffs in Frederick Street
I don't wanna be, I don't wanna be, you don't wanna be
We don't wanna be there..

Fosters club was full up to the brim
Everybody risking life and limb
And just to go and pose at the disco
But posing wasn't easy and the D.J
He got queasy, blow by blow...

Hello, hello, hello, hello, who's down there?
Who's down there?
Hello, hello, hello, hello, who's down there?
Who's down there?
In the fisticuffs in Frederick Street
I don't wanna be, I don't wanna be, you don't wanna be
We don't wanna be there..

Everything's silent on Frederick Street
A lonely policeman walks the beat...
Before long everybody'll know
That Fosters club is not the place to go
Unless you want your head kicking in
You will hear a yelp and somebody shouting for help...

Hello, hello, hello, hello, who's down there?
Who's down there?
Hello, hello, hello, hello, who's down there?
Who's down there?
In the fisticuffs in Frederick Street
I don't wanna be, I don't wanna be, you don't wanna be
We don't wanna be there..

Toy Dolls - Howz Bouta Kiss Babe??!

Bored at a party Saturday night looking at Tupperware,
In came a chick who made me quickly glad I was th there,
How could I get the courage to ask her for a date?
Twas such a task for me to ask by then it was too late

Howza bouta... Howza Bouta, oooo she drives me crazy
Howza Bouta, Howza Bouta kiss baby!

Why am I such a whimp I thought a soft and skinny puff
For me to ask a kiss from her was difficult and tough
Right that's it I decided to confront the lass,
I started shakin at the knees and tried to make a pass

Howza bouta... Howza Bouta, oooo she drives me crazy
Howza Bouta, Howza Bouta kiss baby!

I lose my bottle everytime I see a girl I like
I start talkin jibberish and she says on yer bike
there must be something I can do a kiss would make my day
but everytime my gob opens I don't know what to say

Howza bouta... Howza Bouta, oooo she drives me crazy
Howza Bouta, Howza Bouta kiss baby!

Toy Dolls - Quick to quit the Quentin

Oh quarter to five we were barely alive
we were hungry,
three weeks we've been together through
wet and rainy weather, we were c, c, c, cold,
oh out on the trek of a hotel to check in that night
but we knew we'de done wrong from the stink
and the pong & the feeling that something
wasn't right...

We were quick quick quick, ooooh, oooh
Hotel Quentin Hotel Hell
we were quick to quit the Quentin
A place you shouldn't have went in
we were quick quick quick, ooooh, oooh,
it's crap here we could tell,
we were quick to quit the Quentin
a night we should have spent in another Hotel.

That evening we felt bad twas the dinner that
we had, at Hotel Quentin...
at the breakfast we won't show up,
coz we don't want to throw up anymore,
and we knew we'de done wrong from the stink
and the pong & the feeling that something
wasn't right...

We were quick quick quick, ooooh, oooh
Hotel Quentin Hotel Hell
we were quick to quit the Quentin
A place you shouldn't have went in
we were quick quick quick, ooooh, oooh,
it's crap here we could tell,
we were quick to quit the Quentin
a night we should have spent in another Hotel.

On your honeymoon or on your holiday,
you're gonna need a place to stay
take our advice the Quentin is not nice,
if you see the Hotel Quentin stay away...

We were quick quick quick, ooooh, oooh
Hotel Quentin Hotel Hell
we were quick to quit the Quentin
A place you shouldn't have went in
we were quick quick quick, ooooh, oooh,
it's crap here we could tell,
we were quick to quit the Quentin
a night we should have spent in another Hotel.