The Toy Dolls - You Won't Be Merry On A North Sea Ferry

An ad on the tele put a lump in my belly

Sail with the North Sea Sail with the North Sea ferries

You'll laugh all the way with so little to pay

Sail with the North Sea Sail with the North Sea boys

The food will choke you, the staff provoke you

The captain doesn't care no

The captain doesn't care no

Ahoy! Sailings everyday, ahoy it's the only way

I feel sick I feel sick,

North Sea ferrie's done the trick

Ahoy beat the traffic jam, ahoy Hull to Rotterdam

I feel sick and my cabin's freezin' cold

Ooh I booked North Sea Ferries

What a silly boy

You won't be merry on a North Sea Ferry

Ahoy! Ahoy! Ahoy!

Get across the sea and so cheaply

Sail with the North Sea Sail with the North Sea ferries

So book a trip on a North Sea Ferry ship

Sail with the North Sea Sail with the North Sea boys

The food will choke you, the staff provoke you

The captain doesn't care no

The captain doesn't care no

Ahoy! Sailings everyday, ahoy it's the only way

I feel sick I feel sick,

North Sea ferrie's done the trick

Ahoy beat the traffic jam, ahoy Hull to Rotterdam

I feel sick and my cabin's freezin' cold

Ooh I booked North Sea Ferries

What a silly boy

You won't be merry on a North Sea Ferry

Ahoy! Ahoy! Ahoy!

Toy Dolls - James Bond Lives Down Our Street

My name is Bond! James Bond.

James Bond lives down our street
I've seen him he catches the 32 bus
James Bond lives down our street
Sometimes he sits on the back seat with us
He's got a gun strapped to his chest
You can't shoot him in a bullet proof vest
A clever lad but can be a pest sometime

0.0.7. James Bond lives down our street
Jimmy's a spy but both you and I know
Sean Connery or Roger Moore, that I'm not quite sure
But what I know is James Bond...
Lives down our street

James Bond lives down our street
Sometimes he gets a helicopter to work
James Bond lives down our street
Me dad's oldfashioned and he says he's a jerk
He's always chasing a heavy mob
He should go out and get a proper job
He should go out and get a proper job sometime

0.0.7. James Bond lives down our street
Jimmy's a spy but both you and I know
Sean Connery or Roger Moore, that I'm not quite sure
But what I know is James Bond...
Lives down our street

Down our street there lives a spy
Says he works for M.I. 5
He's always a star when you're having a party
Says he went to school with Russel Harty
He's a real smarty
He is a real smarty.

My hair is Blonde! Dyed blonde!

Toy Dolls - Harry Cross (A Tribute To Edna)

Harry Cross, Harry Cross he's not a lucky bloke
he's always blue what can he do now Edna's had a stroke
Harry Cross, Harry Cross she's always in his head
Now Edna's kicked the bucket, Edna's snuffed it, Edna's dead.

9 o'clock the postman knocks but Harry's still in bed
"Go away" Harry'll say I've got an aching head
don't bother meeeeeee

Ralph's his mate but he can't wait to get out of his way
"Go away" Harry'll say I want some peace today
don't bother meeeeeee

Harry's full of misery, Harry's always busily permanently down
Always being rude with
Always in a mood with Raaaaaaaaalph

Harry Cross, Harry Cross he's not a lucky bloke
he's always blue what can he do now Edna's had a stroke
Harry Cross, Harry Cross she's always in his head
Now Edna's kicked the bucket, Edna's snuffed it, Edna's dead.

It's such a task for Ralph to ask to borrow Harry's car
Oh "Here's the keys" now get lost please have you gone yet?
Tara! don't bother meeeeeeeee

Harry's full of misery, Harry's always busily permanently down...

Harry Cross, Harry Cross he's not a lucky bloke
he's always blue what can he do now Edna's had a stroke
Harry Cross, Harry Cross she's always in his head
Now Edna's kicked the bucket, Edna's snuffed it, Edna's dead.

He's always sad n' lonely now Harry's lost his wife
coz Edna was the only Lady in his life
and now he takes it out on Raaaaaalph.

Harry Cross, Harry Cross he's not a lucky bloke
he's always blue what can he do now Edna's had a stroke
Harry Cross, Harry Cross she's always in his head
Now Edna's kicked the bucket, Edna's snuffed it, Edna's dead.

Toy Dolls - Idle Gossip

Guess who's working on the fiddle
Tell me who works on the fiddle
I'll tell you who works on the fiddle
Oooo ooo idle gossip
Guess whose just come off the pill
Tell me who's come off the pill
Oooo ooo idle gossip.

They must be thick, it's everywhere you go
It makes me sick, i just don't wanna know
About who's in the latest news, oh no.

Everybody wants to know the rumours
Everybody wants to know the scandal
Idle, idle,......... Gossip.

Guess who can't pay their gas bill
Tell me who can't pay the bill
I'll tell you who can't pay the bill
Oooo ooo idle gossip
Guess who I slept with last night
Tell me where you slept last night
Oooo ooo idle gossip

Everybody wants to know the rumours
Everybody wants to know the scandal
Idle, idle,......... Gossip.

Toy Dolls - The Lambrusco Kid

I'm always felling lonely
I'm always feeling blue
She was the one and only
She said she loved me too
But now she's gone and left me
Just like they always do
Now I'm always full of misery
I don't know what to do

I'm always on a downer
I should be feeling fine
I'm never on an upper
I need a swig o' wine

Now he's always dizzy coz
He's busy with fizzy lambrusco

I'm getting fat and lazy
I always look a mess
I need a little drinky poos
To bring me happiness

So give him a bottle of that fizzy stuff
A lambrusco kids a kid with sense
He's always at the off license with me...

Now we've found the answer
To stop you feelin low
A bottle of fizzy wine
They call it lambrusco

I'm always feeling lousy
But I know that when
I've had a glass o' lamby
I'll be smiling again

So give him a bottle of that fizzy stuff
A lambrusco kids a kid with sense
He's always at the off license with me...

Now we've found the answer
To stop you feelin low
A bottle of fizzy wine
They call it lambrusco

That's what they call me, lambrusco kid
That's what they call me, I'm the lambrusco kid

I'm such a misery guts
I'm dirty and I stink
I've always got a pet lip
I need another drink.

So give him a bottle of that fizzy stuff
A lambrusco kids a kid with sense
He's always at the off license with me...

Now we've found the answer
To stop you feelin low
A bottle of fizzy wine
They call it lambrusco