Toy Dolls - Tommy Kowey's Car

Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!

There's a motor store at the top of Hylton Road

You go there for little bits n' pieces for your car

And in the office there sits a secretary

She's got long blonde hair, Mr Tommy Kowey fancies her...

I saw her in Tommy Kowey's car

Yeah I saw her in Tommy Kowey's car

In Tommy Kowey's car

Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!

Now at the motor store he was there last Tuesday night

With her I saw, they were kissin' at the factory door

But she still tells me, there is nothing going on

With us you see it was Tommy Kowey's wife you saw...

I saw her in Tommy Kowey's car

Yeah I saw her in Tommy Kowey's car

In Tommy Kowey's car

Now at the motor store Mr Tommy Kowey's gotta

Jag-U-Ar she's never been in it she says before

But now she tells lies, she was havin' dinner out

The other night and she went in Tommy Kowey's car...

I saw her in Tommy Kowey's car

Yeah I saw her in Tommy Kowey's car

In Tommy Kowey's car

Toy Dolls - I've Got Asthma

I've got asthma and I can not breath
Can't breath at all!
I've got an inhaler with me
I am choking and my face is blue
Blue and it's getting worse!
I think I will have to lie down... coz

I've got ASTHMA yeah I've got ASTHMA
Yeah I've got ASTHMA...

I've got asthma and I am wheezing
Wheezing like mad!
I don't think I will sleep tonight
I think I'll reach for my inhaler
Good idea!
I hope it makes me feel better... coz

I've got ASTHMA yeah I've got ASTHMA
Yeah I've got ASTHMA...

My inhaler needs a refill
What shall I do?
The Chemist is not open yet
Blue face, can't breath and I'm still wheezing
Dear me! dear me!
I just do not know what to do... coz

I've got ASTHMA yeah I've got ASTHMA
Yeah I've got ASTHMA...

Toy Dolls - Florence Is Deaf (But There's No Need to Shout)

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Toy Dolls - Deidrie's A Slag

First of all there was Ray
He went with Deidrie yeh Ray
Thought that he was the bee's knee
But now he's left her and she's pleased
And just incase you meet
Deidrie down Coronation Street
She's a slag.

Everybody sing... Deidrie's a slag
Slag slag slag
Deidrie's a slag
Big ugly slag
Yeh Deidrie's a slag.

Mike Baldwin came like a flash
He had a Jag U ar and cash
Ken saw them at the flicks that night
Neckin on he squeezed her tight
And just in case you meet
Deidrie down Coronation Street
She's a slag...

Everybody sing... Deidrie's a slag
Slag slag slag
Deidrie's a slag
Big ugly slag
Yeh Deidrie's a slag.

Ken was next said I love you
Why all the o-ther blokes too
Deidrie said what's it got to do with you
It's up to me what I do
And just in case you meet
Deidrie down Coronation Street
She's a slag...

Everybody sing... Deidrie's a slag
Slag slag slag
Deidrie's a slag
Big ugly slag
Yeh Deidrie's a slag.

Toy Dolls - Harry Cross (A Tribute To Edna)

Harry Cross, Harry Cross he's not a lucky bloke
he's always blue what can he do now Edna's had a stroke
Harry Cross, Harry Cross she's always in his head
Now Edna's kicked the bucket, Edna's snuffed it, Edna's dead.

9 o'clock the postman knocks but Harry's still in bed
"Go away" Harry'll say I've got an aching head
don't bother meeeeeee

Ralph's his mate but he can't wait to get out of his way
"Go away" Harry'll say I want some peace today
don't bother meeeeeee

Harry's full of misery, Harry's always busily permanently down
Always being rude with
Always in a mood with Raaaaaaaaalph

Harry Cross, Harry Cross he's not a lucky bloke
he's always blue what can he do now Edna's had a stroke
Harry Cross, Harry Cross she's always in his head
Now Edna's kicked the bucket, Edna's snuffed it, Edna's dead.

It's such a task for Ralph to ask to borrow Harry's car
Oh "Here's the keys" now get lost please have you gone yet?
Tara! don't bother meeeeeeeee

Harry's full of misery, Harry's always busily permanently down...

Harry Cross, Harry Cross he's not a lucky bloke
he's always blue what can he do now Edna's had a stroke
Harry Cross, Harry Cross she's always in his head
Now Edna's kicked the bucket, Edna's snuffed it, Edna's dead.

He's always sad n' lonely now Harry's lost his wife
coz Edna was the only Lady in his life
and now he takes it out on Raaaaaalph.

Harry Cross, Harry Cross he's not a lucky bloke
he's always blue what can he do now Edna's had a stroke
Harry Cross, Harry Cross she's always in his head
Now Edna's kicked the bucket, Edna's snuffed it, Edna's dead.

Toy Dolls - Dig That Groove Baby

Friday night is bath night this is what they say
We are gonna dig the groove, we've waited all day
We wear trendy trousers with belts a mile too long
We are gonna catch the bus into the town
We are boogie on down...

Dig that groove ba-a-by
Dig that groove ba-a-by
Dig dig dig dig digga that groove baby.

There they are again covered in Old Spice
They think they will get the girls cause
they smell nice,
They all call me riff raff
'Coz I wear a Crombie
I couldn't stand it being just like them
they all look like puffs not men

Dig that groove ba-a-by
Dig that groove ba-a-by
Dig dig dig dig digga that groove baby.

See that trendy there she used to be a punk
Now she's off to the disco to listen to junk
Her boyfriend was a skinhead
He used to shout Oi! Oi!
Play that funky music that's what they say now
Come with me and I'll show you how...

Dig that groove ba-a-by
Dig that groove ba-a-by
Dig dig dig dig digga that groove baby.

Toy Dolls - My Girlfriend's Dad Is A Vicar

God help me what can I do,
my girlfriend's dad is a Vicar boo hoo,
and he won't let me be alone with you,
oh he's a Vicar and there's nothing I can do
God help him what can he do,
his girlfriend's dad is a Vicar boo hoo,
and he won't let him be alone with you,
oh he's a Vicar and there's nothing he can do.

Toy Dolls - Blue Suede Shoes

Well it's one for the money, two for the show
Three to get ready, let's go, cat go, let go
Don't you step on my blue suede shoes, oh yes
You can do anything but keep off my blue suede shoes

Well it's one for the money, two for the show
Three to get ready, let's go, cat go, let go
Don't you step on my blue suede shoes, oh no
You can do anything but keep off my blue suede shoes

What's the matter?
God

Well it's money, show, go
Don't you step on my blue suede shoes
Can do anything but keep off my blue suede shoes

Well it's money, show, g-g-go
Don't you step on my blue suede shoes
Can do anything but keep off my blue suede shoes, yeah
Yeah

Money, show, go
Don't you step on my blue suede shoes
Can do anything but keep off my blue suede shoes

Money, show, go
Don't step on my blue suede shoes
Can do anything but keep off my blue suede shoes

Money, show, go
Don't step on my blue suede shoes, no
Can do anything but keep off my blue suede shoes, oh yeah

Money, show, fame, go, go, go
Don't step on my blue suede shoes
Can do anything but keep off my blue suede shoes
Can do anything but keep off my blue suede shoes
Can do anything but keep off my blue suede shoes
Can do anything and I

(originally recorded by Elvis Presley)

Toy Dolls - Idle Gossip

Guess who's working on the fiddle
Tell me who works on the fiddle
I'll tell you who works on the fiddle
Oooo ooo idle gossip
Guess whose just come off the pill
Tell me who's come off the pill
Oooo ooo idle gossip.

They must be thick, it's everywhere you go
It makes me sick, i just don't wanna know
About who's in the latest news, oh no.

Everybody wants to know the rumours
Everybody wants to know the scandal
Idle, idle,......... Gossip.

Guess who can't pay their gas bill
Tell me who can't pay the bill
I'll tell you who can't pay the bill
Oooo ooo idle gossip
Guess who I slept with last night
Tell me where you slept last night
Oooo ooo idle gossip

Everybody wants to know the rumours
Everybody wants to know the scandal
Idle, idle,......... Gossip.

Toy Dolls - The Lambrusco Kid

I'm always felling lonely
I'm always feeling blue
She was the one and only
She said she loved me too
But now she's gone and left me
Just like they always do
Now I'm always full of misery
I don't know what to do

I'm always on a downer
I should be feeling fine
I'm never on an upper
I need a swig o' wine

Now he's always dizzy coz
He's busy with fizzy lambrusco

I'm getting fat and lazy
I always look a mess
I need a little drinky poos
To bring me happiness

So give him a bottle of that fizzy stuff
A lambrusco kids a kid with sense
He's always at the off license with me...

Now we've found the answer
To stop you feelin low
A bottle of fizzy wine
They call it lambrusco

I'm always feeling lousy
But I know that when
I've had a glass o' lamby
I'll be smiling again

So give him a bottle of that fizzy stuff
A lambrusco kids a kid with sense
He's always at the off license with me...

Now we've found the answer
To stop you feelin low
A bottle of fizzy wine
They call it lambrusco

That's what they call me, lambrusco kid
That's what they call me, I'm the lambrusco kid

I'm such a misery guts
I'm dirty and I stink
I've always got a pet lip
I need another drink.

So give him a bottle of that fizzy stuff
A lambrusco kids a kid with sense
He's always at the off license with me...

Now we've found the answer
To stop you feelin low
A bottle of fizzy wine
They call it lambrusco

Toy Dolls - Bless You My Son

You tell me, I'm not good e
nough for you, what can I do?
shiddle iddle ay shiddle iddle oh,
I got so sick I told a Vic
ar her dad, I must be mad,
shiddle iddle ay shiddle iddle oh...

He just said don't worry your head
There'll be another girl instead
Trust in God the father and the son
Get out of her life and
Bless you my soon...

You always said you wanted a stead
y boyfriend, now don't pretend
shiddle iddle ay shiddle iddle oh,
I took the path up to the Cathedral where, he stood there,
shiddle iddle ay shiddle iddle oh...

He just said don't worry your head
There'll be another girl instead
Trust in God the father and the son
Get out of her life and
Bless you my soon...

I ever thought, that I would be court
ing with you, but it's true
shiddle iddle ay shiddle iddle oh,
but it went bad because her dad
he saw me with her you see,
shiddle iddle ay shiddle iddle oh,

He just said don't worry your head
There'll be another girl instead
Trust in God the father and the son
Get out of her life and
Bless you my soon...