The Cramps - I Can't Hardly Stand It

Well, the sun's gone down

And you're uptown

And you're just out runnin' around

I can't hardly stand it

You're troublin' me

I can't hardly stand

It just can't be

Well, you don't know, a-babe I love you so

You got me all tore up, all tore up

You say you're trough with me

You're settin' me free

You're just out with your used-to-be

I can't hardly stand it

You're troublin' me

I can't hardly stand

It just can't be

Well, you don't know, a-babe I love you so

You got me all tore up, all tore up

Well, my spirit's low

I miss you so

I stand alone and watch you go

I can't hardly stand it

You're troublin' me

I can't hardly stand

It just can't be

Well, you don't know, a-babe I love you so

You got me all tore up, all tore up

Well, now that you are gone

And I'm alone

All I do is sit and moan

I can't hardly stand it

You're troublin' me

I can't hardly stand

It just can't be

Well, you don't know, a-babe I love you so

You got me all tore up, all tore up

Baby, all tore up

Baby, all tore up

All tore up...

The Cramps - Love Me

Aahh, uhh, let's go!

Press your lips to mine
And whisper I love you
Gotta have chance that lasts
We've got a lot to do
Don't hesitate
I can't wait

Love me

You set my soul on fire
Every muscle in my body's burning with desire
Baby kiss me do
Make me know you're mine
Love me with desire
Oh honey, this is fine
Don't hesitate, I can't wait

Love me

You set my soul on fire
Every muscle in my body's burning with desire

Got to make you mine
We've got a little time
Don't hesitate, I can't wait

Love me
Love me
Love me
Love me

The Cramps - Human Fly

Well I'm a human fly
I-I said F-L-Y
I say "buzz buzz buzz"
A-and it's just becuz
I-I'm a human fly
A-and I don't know why
I got 96 tears and 96 eyes

I got a garbage brain
That's drivin' me insane
And I don't like the ride
So push that pest aside
And baby I won't care
'Cuz baby I don't scare
'Cuz I'm a reborn maggot using germ warfare
Rock!

I-I'm a human fly
I-I said F-L-Y
I-I say "bzz bzz bzz"
A-and it's just becuz
I'm a unzipped fly
A-and I don't know why
And I don't know why
But I say,

Bzzzzzzz
Rock tonight, and I say
Bzzzzzzz
Rocket ride, and I say
Bzzzzzzz
But I don't know why
Aw, I just don't know why

The Cramps - The Crusher

Rape!

Do the hammer lock!
Do the hammer lock!
Do the hammer lock, you turkey necks!
Do the hammer lock!
Do the hammer lock, you turkey necks!
Everybody's doing it!

Do the eye gouge!
Do the eye gouge!
Now do the eye gouge, you turkey necks!
Now do the eye gouge!
Do the eye gouge you, turkey necks!
Everybody's doing it!

All right, you turkey necks! I wanna teach you how to do the Crusher!
And if you don't learn it now, I'm gonna getcha in the ring!

Now first you take your fist,
And you put it on your waist,
Then you squeeze your partner's head
Until she's blue in the face!

Yeah do the crusher!
Do the crusher!
Do the crusher, you turkey necks!
Do the crusher!
Do the crusher, you turkey necks!
Everybody's doing it!

(originally recorded by The Novas)

The Cramps - Domino

There's a cat in town that you might know
He goes by the name of Domino
A long key-chain and a diamond ring
A blue sport car, he's a crazy king
They love him so that cat called Domino, Domino, Domino

Well the girls all think that he's a real gone guy
They all flip when he walks by
Catty clothes and cool white shoes
He's rarin' to go and never sings the blues
They love him so that cat called Domino, Domino, Domino

He's got cool black hair and a solid style
Long side-bums and a crazy smile
Just ask the girls, they'll tell you so
They dig that cat called Domino
They love him so that cat called Domino, Domino, Domino
Well Domino, cool man go, Domino, they love him so
Get out of the way, here comes Domino, Domino, Domino

(originally recorded by Roy Orbison)

The Cramps - She said

Why's don't I tell you what it is?
I wen' out last nigh' and I got messed up
When I woke up this mornin'
Shoulda seen what I had inna bed wi' me
She comes up at me outta the bed
Pull her hair down the eye
Looks to me like a dyin' can of that commodity meat
And says
And says
Woo ee ah ah!
Woo ee ah ah!
Woo ee ah ah!
Woo ee ah ah!
Wooooeeeeahhh!

So this time we got waay over here
(Where?! Where?!)
I don't know, since it was early dawn's light
She jumped up outta the car
She pulled her hair down her eye
She looked to me like a dinosaur 'bout to jump outta that seat
She said
She said
She said
Woo ee ah ah!
Woo ee ah ah!
Woo ee ah ah!
Woo ee ah ah!
Wooooeeeeyahhhh!

So this time we got waaay over here
And then we went waay down here
We got all the way over
'n that lady sound like this:
Oooooo! Oooooo!
She said
She said
Woo ee ah ah!
Woo ee ah ah!
Woo ee ah ah!
Woo ee ah ah!
Wooooaaahhyahh!

So this time we went waaay over there
Now things was really gettin' goin'
Boilin' up with the blisters
She sound like this:
Ooooo! Ooooo!
She jumped up outta the car
Pulled her hair down her eye
And do you know what she tol' me?
Do you know what she try to tell me?
She said
Ooooo! It feel so goood!
Woo ee ah ah!
Woo ee ah ah!
Woo ee ah ah!
Woo ee ah ah!
Woo woo eeeeeyahhhh!
Yah yah yah!
Woo ee ah ah!
Woo ee ah ah!
Woo ee ah ah!