The Cramps - Sheena's In A Goth Gang

She's digging up the graveyard, black lips and toenails
A brand new bat wing at the county jail
Like Tammy Trapeze, the dead acrobat
I dig her deeply when she swings like that

Sheena's in a goth gang
Sheena's in a goth gang
Sheena's in a goth gang now

Mixed up women, do you have one in your house?
She's in the forbidden vampire underground
In the cult of the cobra, snakes in her hair
She looks so macabre with her cobweb stare

Sheena's in a goth gang
Sheena's in a goth gang
Sheena's in a goth gang now

Sheena's in a goth gang
Sheena's in a goth gang
Sheena's in a goth gang now

Sneer on her face like the Mona Lisa
A coke cold up her nose like the Sphinx at Giza

Sheena's in a goth gang
Sheena's in a goth gang
Sheena's in a goth gang now
Sheena's in a goth gang now
Sheena's in a goth gang now

The Cramps - Goo Goo Muck

When the sun goes down, and the moon comes up
I turn into a teenage goo goo muck
Yeah, I cruise through the city and I roam the street
Looking for something that is nice to eat

You better duck
When I show up...
The goo goo muck.

I'm the night headhunter looking for some head
With a way out body underneath that head
Well I'll get you baby with a little luck
'Cuz I'm teenage tiger and a goo goo muck

You better duck
When I show up...
The goo goo muck

Yeah, the city is a jungle and I'm a beast
I'm a teenage tiger looking for a feast
I want the most but I'll take the least
'Cuz I'm a goo goo muck tiger and a teenage beast, yeah...
You'd better duck, you motherfuck!

...The goo goo muck.

The Cramps - Garbageman

You ain't no punk, you punk.

You wanna talk about the real junk?

If I ever  slip I'd be banned

'Cause I'm your garbageman.

Well if you can't dig me, you can't dig nothin'.

Do you want the real thing, or are you just talkin'?

Do you understand?

I'm your garbageman.

Yeah, now it's up from the garage and down the driveway.

Now get outta your mind or get outta my way.

Now do you understand? Do you understand?

Louie, Louie, Louie, Lou-i

The bird's the word, and do you know why?

You gotta beat it with a stick.

You gotta beat it 'til it's thick.

You gotta live until you're dead.

You gotta rock 'til you see red.

Now do you understand?

Do you understand?

I'm your garbageman.

Aw, dump that on mine...

Yeah it's just what you need when you're down in the dumps.

One half hillbilly and one half punk.

Eight long legs and one big mouth.

The hottest thing from the north to come out of the south.

Do you understand?

Do you understand?

Whoo, I can't lose with the stuff I use,

And you don't choose no substitutes.

So stick out your can

'Cause I'm your garbageman.

Louie, Louie, Louie, Lou-i

The bird's the word, and do you know why?

You gotta beat it with a stick.

You gotta beat it 'til it's thick.

You gotta live until you're dead.

You gotta rock 'til you see red.

Now do you understand?

Hmmmm?

Do you understand?

Do you understand?

All right, now go!

The Cramps - I Can't Hardly Stand It

Well, the sun's gone down

And you're uptown

And you're just out runnin' around

I can't hardly stand it

You're troublin' me

I can't hardly stand

It just can't be

Well, you don't know, a-babe I love you so

You got me all tore up, all tore up

You say you're trough with me

You're settin' me free

You're just out with your used-to-be

I can't hardly stand it

You're troublin' me

I can't hardly stand

It just can't be

Well, you don't know, a-babe I love you so

You got me all tore up, all tore up

Well, my spirit's low

I miss you so

I stand alone and watch you go

I can't hardly stand it

You're troublin' me

I can't hardly stand

It just can't be

Well, you don't know, a-babe I love you so

You got me all tore up, all tore up

Well, now that you are gone

And I'm alone

All I do is sit and moan

I can't hardly stand it

You're troublin' me

I can't hardly stand

It just can't be

Well, you don't know, a-babe I love you so

You got me all tore up, all tore up

Baby, all tore up

Baby, all tore up

All tore up...

The Cramps - Devil Behind That Bush

There's a devil behind that bush
there's a devil behind that bush
weird wigglin' dance scared me outta my pants
that devil behind
those fire red lips I was scared stiff that devil behind

Just one peek
got me rattled
up the creek
without a paddle
that devil behind
ere's a devil behind that bush
pointy wigglin' tail whatta evil female
devil behind

I was ridin' home
just last night
when I came uponan
eerie sight
cat eye's glowin'
in the dark
evil-lookin'
and flashin' sparks

There's a devil behind that bush
there's a devil behind that bush
weird wigglin' dance scared me outta my pants
that devil behind
those fire red lips I was scared stiff that devil behind

Hidin' there
in her devil suit
scary, horny head,
but...real cute
that devil tail wiggle
sure looked fun
but somethin'
'bout her giggle told my feet to run

There's a devil behind that bush
there's a devil behind that bush
weird wigglin' dance scared me outta my pants
that devil behind
those fire red lips I was scared stiff that devil behind

The Cramps - The Way I Walk

The way I walk is just the way I walk
The way I talk is just the way i talk
The way I smile is just the way I smile
Touch me baby and I'll go hog wild!

The way I love is just the way I love
Come on and be the one I'm thinking of
Touch me baby, it feels so good
Sometimes I think I wanna but I don't know if I should

The way I walk is just the way I walk
The way I talk is just the way i talk
The way I smile is just the way I smile
Touch me baby and I'll go hog wild!

The way I love is just the way I love
Come on and be the one I'm thinking of
Touch me baby, ooh, it feels so good
Sometimes I think I wanna but I don't know if I should

The way you love me's got to cramp my style
Oh, little baby, I would say bye-bye
Love me, baby, love me right
Love me morning, noon and night

(originally recorded by Jack Scott)

The Cramps - Love Me

Aahh, uhh, let's go!

Press your lips to mine
And whisper I love you
Gotta have chance that lasts
We've got a lot to do
Don't hesitate
I can't wait

Love me

You set my soul on fire
Every muscle in my body's burning with desire
Baby kiss me do
Make me know you're mine
Love me with desire
Oh honey, this is fine
Don't hesitate, I can't wait

Love me

You set my soul on fire
Every muscle in my body's burning with desire

Got to make you mine
We've got a little time
Don't hesitate, I can't wait

Love me
Love me
Love me
Love me

The Cramps - Sunglasses After Dark

I got somethin' to say to you and you better listen
I'm'a tell ya how to be cool in one easy lesson
Go!

Sunglasses after dark!
AAAAAHHHH! They're so sharp!
And you'll be cool
...And the squares'll drool

It's real simple...
Sunglasses after dark!
AAAAAHHHH! They're so sharp!

Listen to this:
Went out last Saturday night
Got myself in a knife fight
Everybody got cut includin' me
'Cause not one of us cats could see!
We had on S.A.D.
That's right.

I was hangin' around on the street,
When this great big guy ran right into me!
I could hardly make him out, everything was so dim,
But then I seen what was wrong with him...
He was wearin' sunglasses...after dark.

Sunglasses after dark!
Whooooo! They're so sharp!
Sunglasses after dark!
Whooooo! It's so simple!

...Uh, where am I, by the way?
...Oh, yeah.

The Cramps - Cramp Stomp

Come on baby, the cramp stomp come on baby, the cramp stomp get ya high as king kong's twat come on baby, the cramp stomp cramp stomp cramp stomp!!!

Come on baby, the cramp stomp come on baby, the cramp stomp bigger blast than the atom bomb come on baby, the cramp stomp cramp stomp cramp stomp!!

Come on baby, the cramp stomp come on baby, the cramp stomp groovy gravy, no damn slop come on baby, the cramp stomp cramp stomp cramp stomp!!

The Cramps - Human Fly

Well I'm a human fly
I-I said F-L-Y
I say "buzz buzz buzz"
A-and it's just becuz
I-I'm a human fly
A-and I don't know why
I got 96 tears and 96 eyes

I got a garbage brain
That's drivin' me insane
And I don't like the ride
So push that pest aside
And baby I won't care
'Cuz baby I don't scare
'Cuz I'm a reborn maggot using germ warfare
Rock!

I-I'm a human fly
I-I said F-L-Y
I-I say "bzz bzz bzz"
A-and it's just becuz
I'm a unzipped fly
A-and I don't know why
And I don't know why
But I say,

Bzzzzzzz
Rock tonight, and I say
Bzzzzzzz
Rocket ride, and I say
Bzzzzzzz
But I don't know why
Aw, I just don't know why

The Cramps - The Crusher

Rape!

Do the hammer lock!
Do the hammer lock!
Do the hammer lock, you turkey necks!
Do the hammer lock!
Do the hammer lock, you turkey necks!
Everybody's doing it!

Do the eye gouge!
Do the eye gouge!
Now do the eye gouge, you turkey necks!
Now do the eye gouge!
Do the eye gouge you, turkey necks!
Everybody's doing it!

All right, you turkey necks! I wanna teach you how to do the Crusher!
And if you don't learn it now, I'm gonna getcha in the ring!

Now first you take your fist,
And you put it on your waist,
Then you squeeze your partner's head
Until she's blue in the face!

Yeah do the crusher!
Do the crusher!
Do the crusher, you turkey necks!
Do the crusher!
Do the crusher, you turkey necks!
Everybody's doing it!

(originally recorded by The Novas)

The Cramps - Wet Nightmare

Tomorrow will be glommy with a chance of morning frogs but this just happened to me while I was sawin' logs I seen a striptease torture and blackbirds flyin' backwards and a pagan rout in a hellhole in a bed full o' crackers

It was a wet nightmare....
It was a wet nightmare....
It was a wet nightmare....

There was a pin up girl painted on the wall of a cave a wolf whistle and a leather girl and a slave I got the mascara whiplash from a shockwave o'showgals stripped gears an' firls an' reemed an' stroked valves

It was a wet nightmare....
It was a wet nightmare....
It was a wet nightmare....

She-wolves in six-packs put on warpaint in an earthquake i drank booze from their shoes with no pants or brakes a load o'girl in arms and a bit in my teeth panties on my head.....corkscrew heels on my feet

It was a wet nightmare....
It was a wet nightmare....
It was a wet nightmare....

The Cramps - Domino

There's a cat in town that you might know
He goes by the name of Domino
A long key-chain and a diamond ring
A blue sport car, he's a crazy king
They love him so that cat called Domino, Domino, Domino

Well the girls all think that he's a real gone guy
They all flip when he walks by
Catty clothes and cool white shoes
He's rarin' to go and never sings the blues
They love him so that cat called Domino, Domino, Domino

He's got cool black hair and a solid style
Long side-bums and a crazy smile
Just ask the girls, they'll tell you so
They dig that cat called Domino
They love him so that cat called Domino, Domino, Domino
Well Domino, cool man go, Domino, they love him so
Get out of the way, here comes Domino, Domino, Domino

(originally recorded by Roy Orbison)

The Cramps - TV Set

Oh baby I see you on you TV set
Yeah baby I see you on you TV set
I cut your head off and put it in my TV set
I use your eyeballs for dials on my TV set
I watch TV
I watch TV
Since I put you in my TV set

Oh baby I hear you on my radio
Yeah baby I hear you on my radio
You know I flip flip flip for my radio
You're going drip drip drip on my radio
Am radio
Pm radio
Since I tuned you inside my radio... like this!

Oh baby I see you in my frigidaire
Yeah baby I see you in my frigidaire
Behind the mayonnaise, way in the back
I'm gonna see you tonight for a midnight snack
But though it's cold
You won't get old
'cause you're well preserved in my frigidaire
Yahhhhhhh....

Oh baby look so good in my crib at night
Yeah baby look so good in my crib at night
I could give you a million hugs
You look so good all covered up in bugs
Oh, I missed some there
Under your chair
But that's all right, I'll sweep you under the rug... ah ha ha!

Oh baby I see you on my TV set
Yeah baby I see you on my TV set
I cut your head off and put it in my TV set
I use your eyeballs for dials on my TV set
I watch TV
I watch TV
Since I seen you I've been so upset

The Cramps - Like A Bad Girl Should

I love your ass, for bad or worse
I love your nasty way you curse
When you sit down, it's wild how you sit
Grind your heel in the ground, the groovy way you spit

Ooh you look good, ooh you smell good
Ooh you taste good, like a bad girl should

When I need love, I love how you feel
When I need dough, I love how you steal
I love your sick way you think
The way your perfume makes you stink

Ooh you look good, ooh you smell good
Ooh you taste good, like a bad girl should

I love your boots, your fancy clothes
Your boufant hair, your pantyhose
I blow a gasket for your pink jellybean
Your picnic basket splits my spleen

Ooh you look good, ooh you smell good
Ooh you taste good, like a bad girl should

Bad, bad, bad, bad girl, bad, bad, bad, bad girl
Bad, bad, bad, bad girl, bad, bad, bad, bad girl
Bad, bad, bad, bad girl

The Cramps - What's Behind The Mask

I been seeing you for months
Coming to this place
Now what I wanna know is, honey
When can I see your face?

I know you been hiding something
Secrets in your past
Whooo, baby, I just gotta know
What's behind the mask

Please, baby, please please
Give me one quick glance
Now how come I can't see your face when I
See what's in your pants?

Is it a skin condition?
Or an extra eye?
Surgical incision?
I keep wonderin' why (why!)

Uhhh... you ain't wearin' silver bullets
Or carving Z's in chests
It's been months since Halloween
Honey, I can't guess

Now just relax and let me lift up this edge
And let me take a peek
Ooh, let me have a look in here...
EEEEEEEEK!

Well, curiosity killed this cat
Sorry I ever asked
What I don't know can't hurt me as much as
What's behind the mask

What's behind the mask, girl
What's behind the mask
What's behind that mask, girl
Sorry I ever asked.

The Cramps - She said

Why's don't I tell you what it is?
I wen' out last nigh' and I got messed up
When I woke up this mornin'
Shoulda seen what I had inna bed wi' me
She comes up at me outta the bed
Pull her hair down the eye
Looks to me like a dyin' can of that commodity meat
And says
And says
Woo ee ah ah!
Woo ee ah ah!
Woo ee ah ah!
Woo ee ah ah!
Wooooeeeeahhh!

So this time we got waay over here
(Where?! Where?!)
I don't know, since it was early dawn's light
She jumped up outta the car
She pulled her hair down her eye
She looked to me like a dinosaur 'bout to jump outta that seat
She said
She said
She said
Woo ee ah ah!
Woo ee ah ah!
Woo ee ah ah!
Woo ee ah ah!
Wooooeeeeyahhhh!

So this time we got waaay over here
And then we went waay down here
We got all the way over
'n that lady sound like this:
Oooooo! Oooooo!
She said
She said
Woo ee ah ah!
Woo ee ah ah!
Woo ee ah ah!
Woo ee ah ah!
Wooooaaahhyahh!

So this time we went waaay over there
Now things was really gettin' goin'
Boilin' up with the blisters
She sound like this:
Ooooo! Ooooo!
She jumped up outta the car
Pulled her hair down her eye
And do you know what she tol' me?
Do you know what she try to tell me?
She said
Ooooo! It feel so goood!
Woo ee ah ah!
Woo ee ah ah!
Woo ee ah ah!
Woo ee ah ah!
Woo woo eeeeeyahhhh!
Yah yah yah!
Woo ee ah ah!
Woo ee ah ah!
Woo ee ah ah!