Toy Dolls - Dorkamania

He's a trainspotter, he’s an anorak
He's a nerd, you've heard the word, a dork, a maniac
He's a pratt, he’s a geek, a freak, he's one o' those
Squarest tossers in the street, n' everybody knows

It's...
Dorkamania, he's goininsania
I never met a moron who is more mundania
Dorkamania, he's gotta a be brainia
But what's he gonna do when he gets there
Coz it's all
Dorkamania

In ornithology, he’s got a ph.D.
He's a master, bater, taken to the 1st degree
Grand world class chess champions,
The wally worships these
He's a bore, i've said before, and we all agree

It's... Dorkamania

He's absurd, there ain't a bird i've heard
That he can pull
They say he's fascinatin' till they date him,
Then they hate him
We've never met a bloke so dull.

So the silly sod gets surfin' on the internet
He’s out to find arsehole mate, he's found nobody yet
Is there anybody out there, that will be my pal?
I don't need a nutter, just somebody abnormal

It's dorkamania

Morrissey - All You Need Is Me

You hiss and groan and you constantly moan
but you don't ever go away
and that's because all you need is me

you roll your eyes up to the skies
mock horrified - but you're still here
because all you need is me

there's so much destruction
all over the world
and all you can do is
complain about me

you bang your head against the wall and say you're sick of it all
yet you remain
'cause all you need is me

and then you offer your one-and-only
joke and you ask me what will I be
when I grow up to be a man
me? nothing...

there's a soft voice singing in your head
who can this be?
I do believe it's me

there's a naked man standing laughing in your dreams
you know who it is
but you don't like what it means

There's so much destruction
all over the world
and all you can do is
complain about me

I was a small fat child in a welfare house,
there was only one thing I ever dreamed about
and fate has just handed it to me, whoopee

You don't like me but you love me
either way, you're wrong
you're gonna miss me when I'm gone
you're gonna miss me when I'm gone

God Is An Astronaut - In The Distance Fading

...

The Vaccines - Blow It Up

Okay, I could live without it
Were you ever my age? No, I doubt it
A Native-American feather
Degenerates look better in leather

Blow, blow, blow it up!
Blow, blow, blow it up!
Blow, blow, blow it up!
Blow it up! Blow it up! Blow it up!

Tripping out is fun on the weekend
But you don't feel as young with a girlfriend
I'm bored of trying to deal with your ego
Play it like that and it will though

Blow, blow, blow it up!
Blow, blow, blow it up!
Blow, blow, blow it up!
Blow it up! Blow it up!

Blow, blow, blow it up!
Blow, blow, blow it up!
Blow, blow, blow it up!
Blow it up! Blow it up! Blow it up!

Queens Of The Stone Age - Leg Of Lamb

You're a head case with a smile Can't stop to make up your mind Education is so lame (It's so lame) When you bitch and you moan You're a loose girl, I'm a guy (Hey) You're a truth freak with a lie The situation is so strange It's a TV show (Click)
In a hotel on the phone You're gonna leave me, I should've known (Should've known) And I was thinking, it's so sad I didn't want you to go, oh You want to follow the laws of man? (Yes sir) Bloody apron, leg of lamb It's so hard to win When there's so much to lose
Infiltrate the walls that are caving in It ain't a bad thing This ain't reality
Infiltrate the walls that are caving in It ain't a bad thing Think of it as natural (Ah)
Second Avenue, raising Cain I'm a sinner, ring my bell (Ring mine) I'll tell you what, I'd get up If I knew I had fell

James - Protect Me

Oh dear what can the matter be
Princess, dreaming again
Fearful, live life more easily
Darkness, leave her in peace

Always wanting help
Will make you weak
No such place has help
But in your dreams
Climb out of your well

Protect me
Protect me

Angel, what is possessing me
Feeling, making me weak
Falling under your spell again
Wanting, love's out of reach

Climb out of your well
It's not so deep
The price of living life
Is not so steep
No such place has help

Protect me
Protect me

Here they come again, here they come again, here they come again

Always wanting help
Will make you weak
The price of loving life
Does not come cheap
Climb out of your well

Protect me
Protect me

Editors - Upside Down

Out of the requiem, I don't notice you
As your cheap perfume fills the air
You're more than a lightning strike, you're a figurine
Glow like a movie screen, calm like a prayer

Never give up now, never give up, just never give up
I know it ain't easy
Never give up now, never give up, just never give up
Nothing comes easy

You could be upside down
But I hang with you, oh yeah
People don't play that sound
It's not what we're into
Oh, it's not what we're into

I'm not a dream, I'm not some optimist
I can't handle this little spark
The guilt of the cocaine kiss is afire in you
Oh the things you do in the dark

Never give up now, never give up, just never give up
I know it ain't easy
Never give up now, never give up, just never give up Nothing comes easy
You could be upside down
But I hang with you, oh yeah
People don't play that sound
It's not what we're into
Oh, it's not what we're into

Pearl Jam - MFC

Sliding... out of reverse into drive, this
Wheel will be turning right, then straight
Off in the sunset she'll ride
She can... remember a time denied, stood by
Side of the road, spilled like wine, now
She's out on her own and line high

There's no leaving here
Ask, I'm an ear
She's disappeared

They said... timing was everything, made him
Want to be everywhere, there's a
Lot to be said for nowhere

There's no leaving here
Ask, I'm an ear
We've disappeared
There's no leaving here
Ask, I'm an ear
Fuck it, we'll disappear

The Mission - Divided We Fall

I′m the father of a bastard child
And I ain't talking about my daughter
I feel like my head′s on a chopping block
Like a lamb being led
Being led to slaughter
I close my eyes but sleep won't come
Now I've got the devil to pay
So sick and tired of this masquerade
How many roles do you think I can play?


Do you feel
Do you feel it at all?
Cause together we stand
But divided we fall

I′d load up my gun to play Russian roulette
But I′m too damn scared to pull the trigger
Cause a bullet in the head would leave me dead
And it's better to live as a rock n roll nigga

Do you feel
Do you feel it at all?
Cause together we stand
But divided we fall
No man can fight another
Like the man who fights himself
And it′s always a fight without a winner
There's endless lines on the way to hell
Cause heaven never welcomes a sinner

Do you feel
Do you feel it at all?
Cause together we stand
But divided we fall
Do you feel
Do you feel it at all?
Cause together we stand
But divided we fall

Mazzy Star - Blue Light

There's a blue light
In my best friend's room
There's a blue light
In his eye

There's a blue light, yeah
I want to see it
Shine

There's a ship
That sails by my window
There's a ship that sails on by

There's a world under it
I think I see it
Sailing away
I think it's sailing
Miles crashing me by
Crashing me by
Crashing me by

There's a world
Outside my doorstep
Flames over
Everyone's hot
Don't you see them shining
I want to hear them
Beating for me
I think I hear them

Waves crashing me by
Crashing me by
Crashing me by