Toy Dolls - I've Had Enough O' Magaluf

'Twas only yesterday that we arrived in Palma
Ever since then our love life has been a farce
Pursued and wooed by that sun tanned Majorca charmer
Now she thinks the sun shines out his Spanish arse

Of course I knew that somebody was bound to meet her
But tell me why did she have to pick Charles Atlas
Is it just because he calls her Senorita
Or did the bast and teach her gracias?

I've had enough, I've had enough
O'Magaluf, I've had enough ooo (Me too)
I know, I know
To stick around, to stick around
To stick around would make me blue (Too blue)
I've had enough o'Magaluf
Enough o'Megaluf and you

Now everytime he walked by the swimming pool
She stared at me and said why can't I look like that
Oh what a sucker, a skinny fool
As she sat pining for that Spanish prat

I've had enough, I've had enough
O'Magaluf, I've had enough ooo (Me too)
I know, I know
To stick around, to stick around
To stick around would make me blue (Too blue)
I've had enough o'Magaluf
Enough o'Megaluf and you

Morning night and afternoon
She'd nick off down the blue lagoon
She was with that bronze baboon again

Now I could see them neckin' on from the balcony
I've been a mug, I might o'know, the scheming skunks
There's nuthin' goin' on she's conned me
Coz she had her hands inside his swimmin' trunks

I've had enough, I've had enough
O'Magaluf, I've had enough ooo (Me too)
I know, I know
To stick around, to stick around
To stick around would make me blue (Too blue)
I've had enough o'Magaluf
Enough o'Megaluf and you

Toy Dolls - Her With A Hoover

My mates warned me long ago
She will make you blue oo oo
They said you've been had

Untidy tart they told me so
The home that I once knew oo oo
Was a filthy floozys pad

One more, two more
Fleas on the bedroom floor
No ones ever seen her, with a vacuum cleaner
Three more, four more
Mice unite at the kitchen door
It weren't no rotten rumour,
He could never move her
And I never saw her with a hoover.

Ide fell for a hag from Hell
She weren’t the one to woo oo oo
In my new hovel.

One more, two more
Fleas on the bedroom floor
No ones ever seen her, with a vacuum cleaner
Three more, four more
Mice unite at the kitchen door
It weren't no rotten rumour,
He could never move her
And I never saw her with a hoover.

She's nicked off, I'm in a spin
The first thing I shall do oo oo
Is plug the hoover in.

One more, two more
Fleas on the bedroom floor
No ones ever seen her, with a vacuum cleaner
Three more, four more
Mice unite at the kitchen door
It weren't no rotten rumour,
He could never move her
And I never saw her with a hoover.

Toy Dolls - I Wish My Eyes Were Earnie's

She looks so diviine & I can't see
Why she prefers that nerd to me
How come she ain't mine, I wanna be
I wish that I could be Ernie

'Ive got the blues, if I could choose
then I would be in Ernie's shoes ooee, Who's he... Ernie.
It would be my only chance,
if I were wearing Ernie's pants
I wish my eyes were, wish my eyes were...

I wish my eyes were Ernie's, I wish it could be true
I fantasize I have the eyes of Ernie's
to see through and
if my eyes were Ernie's, then I would not be blue
coz if my eyes were Ernie's
my eyes would be with you.

Her hands in Ernie's as she walks by
Its gone way to far
I'm shakin' at the knees, she looks so fine
how comes Ernie's bird aint mine

'with Ernie's arse & Ernie's chest
In Ernie's under-kegs n' vest
I wish my eyes were, I wish my eyes were...

I wish...

With Ernie's hand n' Ernie's arms
I wish that I had Ernie's charms
I would never let her go, If I were only Ernie oh
I wish my eyes were... Wish my eyes were ooooo

I wish my eyes were Ernie's...

Toy Dolls - Eine Kleine Nacht Muzik

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