Toy Dolls - Carol Dodds Is Pregnant

Carol Dodds ahooo is a girl
She was always happ Ee but now it's crap for her she's met Keith
Carol Dodds ahooo's in a whirl
She thinks Keith is good
But I knew he would leave herrrrrrrrr

She is getting fat her belly's got a lump in it
Keith must have done that, you never see him now
Poor Carol does beg Keith back coz she's preg
Nant Carol Dodds is preeeeeeegnant...

Carol Dodds ahoo's getting sick
She does want Keith much
Even just to touch him would make her feel good
Carol Dodds ahoo needs love quick
She just wants to be
Next to Keith you see to satisfy herrrrrrrrr...

Carol Dodds ahoo misses Keith
She's finding it tough
Though Keith is a scruff she loves him madly
Carol Dodds ahoo's lost belief
She told him she's pregnant
But Keith just went frant, ic he upt and left herrrrrr

She is getting fat her belly's got a lump in it
Keith must have done that, you never see him now
Poor Carol does beg Keith back coz she's preg
Nant Carol Dodds is preeeeeeegnant...

Toy Dolls - She Goes To Finos

Every night I know that she goes to Finos

And every night I know that she see's him

Every night she holds him tight at Finos

And every night it's alright for him

Cos she goes... la la la la la la la to Finos

Yes she goes... la la la la la la la with him

Yes she goes... la la la la la la la to Finos

Yes she goes... la la la la la la la

Oh with him

Every night I try to get into Finos

And every night they just won't let me in

And every night I watch him meet her at Finos

And every night it's alright for him

Cos she goes... la la la la la la la to Finos

Yes she goes... la la la la la la la with him

Yes she goes... la la la la la la la to Finos

Yes she goes... la la la la la la la

Oh with him

One of these nights I'm gonna get into Finos

And one of this nights I'm gonna make her see me

And every night I'm gonna get into Finos

And every night will be alright for me

Cos she goes... la la la la la la la to Finos

Yes she goes... la la la la la la la with him

Yes she goes... la la la la la la la to Finos

Yes she goes... la la la la la la la

Oh with him

Toy Dolls - Fisticuffs in Frederick Street

Frederick Street was on the news tonight
Outside Fosters club had been a fight
And everytime you go to dig the beat
You will hear a yelp and somebody shouting for help...

Hello, hello, hello, hello, who's down there?
Who's down there?
Hello, hello, hello, hello, who's down there?
Who's down there?
In the fisticuffs in Frederick Street
I don't wanna be, I don't wanna be, you don't wanna be
We don't wanna be there..

Fosters club was full up to the brim
Everybody risking life and limb
And just to go and pose at the disco
But posing wasn't easy and the D.J
He got queasy, blow by blow...

Hello, hello, hello, hello, who's down there?
Who's down there?
Hello, hello, hello, hello, who's down there?
Who's down there?
In the fisticuffs in Frederick Street
I don't wanna be, I don't wanna be, you don't wanna be
We don't wanna be there..

Everything's silent on Frederick Street
A lonely policeman walks the beat...
Before long everybody'll know
That Fosters club is not the place to go
Unless you want your head kicking in
You will hear a yelp and somebody shouting for help...

Hello, hello, hello, hello, who's down there?
Who's down there?
Hello, hello, hello, hello, who's down there?
Who's down there?
In the fisticuffs in Frederick Street
I don't wanna be, I don't wanna be, you don't wanna be
We don't wanna be there..

Toy Dolls - Florence Is Deaf (But There's No Need to Shout)

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Toy Dolls - Rupert The Bear

There's a little bear on the loose
* he's a lot of fun
children everywhere are gonna love him a lot
he's their #1
* told them about the things that he's done
and he's going to share all of his music with them

Rupert, Rupert the Bear
everybody say his name
Rupert, Rupert the Bear
everybody come and join
in all of his games

Toy Dolls - Modern Schools Of Motoring

If you hoo hoo want a lesson or two,
take a hint you'll pay a mint at...
Modern School, Modern School,
they always say you are doing okay,
it's not true...

Come on everybody sing Modern School of Motoring,
the best place to go if you want to crash,
you will never pass your test,
they say you will but it's a jest,
Modern School just wants your cash.

Out on the road, don't use the highway code,
not with us it's too much fuss at...
Modern School, Modern School,
Jump in and drive you're lucky to be alive,
when it's through...

Come on everybody sing Modern School of Motoring,
the best place to go if you want to crash,
you will never pass your test,
they say you will but it's a jest,
Modern School just wants your cash.

When the test day, comes around they will say,
just stay cool, that's the rule of,
Modern School, Modern School,
then when you fail, they will say next time you'll sail,
right through...

Come on everybody sing Modern School of Motoring,
the best place to go if you want to crash,
you will never pass your test,
they say you will but it's a jest,
Modern School just wants your cash.

Toy Dolls - Deidrie's A Slag

First of all there was Ray
He went with Deidrie yeh Ray
Thought that he was the bee's knee
But now he's left her and she's pleased
And just incase you meet
Deidrie down Coronation Street
She's a slag.

Everybody sing... Deidrie's a slag
Slag slag slag
Deidrie's a slag
Big ugly slag
Yeh Deidrie's a slag.

Mike Baldwin came like a flash
He had a Jag U ar and cash
Ken saw them at the flicks that night
Neckin on he squeezed her tight
And just in case you meet
Deidrie down Coronation Street
She's a slag...

Everybody sing... Deidrie's a slag
Slag slag slag
Deidrie's a slag
Big ugly slag
Yeh Deidrie's a slag.

Ken was next said I love you
Why all the o-ther blokes too
Deidrie said what's it got to do with you
It's up to me what I do
And just in case you meet
Deidrie down Coronation Street
She's a slag...

Everybody sing... Deidrie's a slag
Slag slag slag
Deidrie's a slag
Big ugly slag
Yeh Deidrie's a slag.

Toy Dolls - My Girlfriend's Dad Is A Vicar

God help me what can I do,
my girlfriend's dad is a Vicar boo hoo,
and he won't let me be alone with you,
oh he's a Vicar and there's nothing I can do
God help him what can he do,
his girlfriend's dad is a Vicar boo hoo,
and he won't let him be alone with you,
oh he's a Vicar and there's nothing he can do.

Toy Dolls - Bless You My Son

You tell me, I'm not good e
nough for you, what can I do?
shiddle iddle ay shiddle iddle oh,
I got so sick I told a Vic
ar her dad, I must be mad,
shiddle iddle ay shiddle iddle oh...

He just said don't worry your head
There'll be another girl instead
Trust in God the father and the son
Get out of her life and
Bless you my soon...

You always said you wanted a stead
y boyfriend, now don't pretend
shiddle iddle ay shiddle iddle oh,
I took the path up to the Cathedral where, he stood there,
shiddle iddle ay shiddle iddle oh...

He just said don't worry your head
There'll be another girl instead
Trust in God the father and the son
Get out of her life and
Bless you my soon...

I ever thought, that I would be court
ing with you, but it's true
shiddle iddle ay shiddle iddle oh,
but it went bad because her dad
he saw me with her you see,
shiddle iddle ay shiddle iddle oh,

He just said don't worry your head
There'll be another girl instead
Trust in God the father and the son
Get out of her life and
Bless you my soon...

Toy Dolls - Nellie The Elephant

To Bombay a travelling circus came
They brought an intelligent elephant
And Nellie was her name

One dark night she slipped her iron chain,
And off she ran to Hindustan
And was never seen again

Oooooooooooooooooo...

Nellie the elephant packed her trunk
And said goodbye to the circus
Off she rode with a trumpety trump
Trump trump trump
Nellie the elephant packed her trunk
And trundled off to the jungle
Off she rode with a trumpety trump
Trump trump trump

Night by night she danced to the circus band
When Nellie was leading the big parade
She looked so proud and grand

No more tricks for Nellie to perform
They taught her how to take a bow
And she took the crowd by storm

Oooooooooooooooooo...

Nellie the elephant packed her trunk
And said goodbye to the circus
Off she rode with a trumpety trump
Trump trump trump
Nellie the elephant packed her trunk
And trundled off to the jungle
Off she rode with a trumpety trump
Trump trump trump

The head of the heard was calling far far away
They met one night in silver light
On the road to Mandalay

Oooooooooooooooooo...

Nellie the elephant packed her trunk
And said goodbye to the circus
Off she rode with a trumpety trump
Trump trump trump
Nellie the elephant packed her trunk
And trundled off to the jungle
Off she rode with a trumpety trump
Trump trump trump