Toy Dolls - Dorkamania

He's a trainspotter, he’s an anorak
He's a nerd, you've heard the word, a dork, a maniac
He's a pratt, he’s a geek, a freak, he's one o' those
Squarest tossers in the street, n' everybody knows

It's...
Dorkamania, he's goininsania
I never met a moron who is more mundania
Dorkamania, he's gotta a be brainia
But what's he gonna do when he gets there
Coz it's all
Dorkamania

In ornithology, he’s got a ph.D.
He's a master, bater, taken to the 1st degree
Grand world class chess champions,
The wally worships these
He's a bore, i've said before, and we all agree

It's... Dorkamania

He's absurd, there ain't a bird i've heard
That he can pull
They say he's fascinatin' till they date him,
Then they hate him
We've never met a bloke so dull.

So the silly sod gets surfin' on the internet
He’s out to find arsehole mate, he's found nobody yet
Is there anybody out there, that will be my pal?
I don't need a nutter, just somebody abnormal

It's dorkamania