Toy Dolls - I'm A Telly Addict

I don't need a doctor

I don't need a drugstore

I don't need an injection

I need to put the telly on

Songs of Praise, Pakistani plays

I can't control my TV craze

Got me in a cold sweat

I don't need no cigarette

Sh sh sh shaking like a jelly fish

I need a satellite dish

There's no doubt that I miss nowt

A TV I can't do without

Anything you get on yer television set

I'll watch it, watch it, watch it

I'm a telly, I'm a telly, telly I'm addicted

Telly, I'm a telly, I can tell I am addicted

I'm a telly, I'm a telly, telly I'm addicted

Telly, I'm a telly, I can tell I am addicted

I like to keep a step ahead

A TV in the garden shed

And with a telly in the bog

I never miss the epilogue

Dynasty or Daktari

A broadcast by the Tory party

Celebrity squares, blind date, who cares

I'll watch it, watch it, watch it

I'm a telly, I'm a telly, telly I'm addicted

Telly, I'm a telly, I can tell I am addicted

It's no surprise I've got square eyes, anyone could predict

I'm TV mad, I'm a telly addict!

I'm a man in great pain

The box is on the blink again

I don't need no morphine

I need a television screen

Documentaries, there's no degrees

I'll even watch a film if it's in Chinese

A speech from the Queen, though I'm not very keen

I'll watch it, watch it, watch it

I'm a telly, I'm a telly, telly I'm addicted

Telly, I'm a telly, I can tell I am addicted

I'm a telly, I'm a telly, telly I'm addicted

Telly, I'm a telly, I can tell I am addicted

I'm a telly, I'm a telly, telly I'm addicted

Telly, I'm a telly, I can tell I am addicted

I'm a telly, I'm a telly, telly I'm addicted

I'll watch it, watch it, watch it

Cause I'm addicted